These are some of the greatest quotes heard by the residents of N308 and N319 ESC.  Even CSRs can be funny...

"I drive like Tom Cruise!"
-- Stephen, as he's driving home from Mission Impossible II in rain and traffic.
"Is that a good thing?"
-- Becky, still scared to death from seeing the film.

"She doesn't have to wear clothes.  She's eighteen!"
Stephen once again confesses his love for Britney Spears.

"From all outward appearances, she seemed to sympathize with non-Microsoft software."
--Anonymous source, concerning Becky's brutalization of a Corel Linux penguin

"Of course I'd date her.  Come on!  She's eighteen!"
--Stephen confesses his true feelings for Britney Spears.

"It’s a Dell computer. It doesn’t mean it’s going to run Microsoft. It may have a conscience somewhere."
--James, about the new Dells

"What did you do to it?!  You're the only who's used it."
-- Becky, concerning the new pentium
"I didn't do it!!  It came dumb!"
--Stephen, defending himself, rather pathetically 

"Come on!  He put chapstick on."
-Stephen's lovely comment to Becky, shortly after leaving Dr. Evenson's office.

"Nan and I will be out of the office on Friday; please plan or party accordingly!"
-Diann's attempt at humor.  (Submitted by Matthew.)